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jigalow

Person: dude Cody gets hella pussy, I wish I was him
Me: Bruh he’s a jigalow
Person: oh shit nvm
by Dubiks April 27, 2019
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Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.
John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.
by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018
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jungalow

A hotel-like accommodation (usually around a forest/jungle) that is raised off the ground. Guests who have stayed in a jungalow say it is like staying in a tree house.
A jungalow is comparable to a bungalow or hut.
by Anonymous in the October 25, 2007
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JUGGALO

A piece of shit that's so obscure it can't be flushed.
"Yo is that a piece of shit?"
"Naw just a juggalo
by Crumpkinator September 23, 2009
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juggalo/juggalette

Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome.
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I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
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Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
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The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
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-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
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Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.
Clique Evolution-
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette
by #1 "Hater" October 1, 2007
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Juggalo

Someone who makes Aids and sodomy tolerable
Guy 1: "So what kind of music do you listen to?"

Guy 2 :"Mainly Icp, i'm a pretty big juggalo"

Guy 1 :*Shoots himself in face*
by Helluhsickryan December 28, 2009
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Juggalo/Juggalette

A gay ass kid who feels the constant need for attention, and listens to crappy music like ICP.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.
GayAssJuggalo: YO MI HOMIE WURD UP! IM DOOOOWN WIT DA CLOWN ND DAT MAKES ME KEWLLLL!!1!!!!! BUT DIG THIS, MAMMA DUNT LUV ME AND PAPA SUCKS BALLS!!!! BUT I'M DOWN WIT DA CLOWN AND EVERYTHING IZ GUD CUZ ALL MY GAY ASS JUGGALO BROTHERZ WILL FUCK ME IN DA BUTT!!!!! CUZ WEEEEER DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!!!1
by Ibanez April 11, 2005
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