Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020

Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.

you Jonothan

by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.

you Jonothan

by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.

you Jonothan

by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

jonon

Jonon can sometimes get on your nerves . He jokes a lot; But sometimes to much to the point he makes people annoyed or irritated because how much he jokes. Jonons thinks he is the sh*t sometimes and he never realizes how much someone does for him. Jonon is a very athletic person, and strong . sometimes you will find him playing every sport and will not fail at one of them. Jonon is an attractive boyfriend you can have; But never really tends to shows his girlfriend how much he really feels. Jonon Sometimes is a playya to. Minipulating her into thinking he is in love to swindle her.. having her wrapped around your finger. Jonon knows what to tell people to get what he wants, has a kind heart even though he does not show it! But other times, Jonon can be a hypocrite and do the same thing he complains other people do to him. Jonon never knows who he wants as his girl sometime!!!

Girl: Who is that?

Girls Friend: His Name is Jonon.

Girl: I think I might get with that!

Girls Friend: Be careful he is a handful and sometimes to childish

by slaythebay_453 December 24, 2018

Jonoi

I nice boy who is smart a good drawer has a youtube channel and is 12 years old and gas a ps 3

Oh jonoi isn't he hadsome and a good gamer

by Scorpion eshdhdisbdidn April 18, 2020

Jonoli

A Jonoli is the sort of person who uses the wrong word even when he knows it's wrong. The kind of person who massacres the english language for fun. Prove them wrong and they'll double down just because they can. The kind of person who's too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and therefore considers themselves a genius. A virtual font of bad ideas, a bog of idiocy so deep you can find oil.

"That's so dumb, Jonoli would say it. Wait, sorry, that was too mean."

by xlblplk June 13, 2020