Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.

Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.

by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020

Jonasonas

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.

Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021

Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness

Jonathon is hot OMG!!

by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021

jonathon

Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball

Jonathon is good looking and good at basketball

by beverly123876 September 16, 2021

jhonaton

Loud, kind, can be mean at times, love being taken, freaky has fun a lot and is a very chill person

Let’s go to the room and chill and have some fun jhonaton.

by Jhonaton November 22, 2021

Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.

Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be

by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021

JONATRON

Sexiest man alive, commonly mistaken for a god. No known weakness.

Wow its JONATRON!!

by anonymous December 22, 2021