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Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.
American: Canada has special forces!?!?!

Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.

American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!
by KEEXNAN January 21, 2008
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joint juice

Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine.
Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started squeeking so I gave that bitch some joint juice.
by Jesse and Rob May 1, 2007
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Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...
Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!
by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010
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Joint dislocation

Dislocation occurs when bones in a joint become displaced or misaligned. It is often caused by a sudden impact to the joint. The ligaments always become damaged as a result of a dislocation.
Man 1: Ohhh dude did you see the joint dislocation on Harry's finger at basketball?

Man 2: Oh man, that shit is painful.
by gillygil14 April 13, 2011
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star September 13, 2016
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joint task force

a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).
"dude did the joint task force already come?"

"yup"

"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"
by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009
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Joint Decision

When two people make a decision over a joint.
Ian: "Whose idea was it for you and Mark to quit your jobs and move to Tahiti to pursue a career in spreading love?"

Sara: "It was a joint decision"
by icwish October 14, 2009
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