Johnson tip

Where a gram of tren is to be injected

The tren pheromones gets all the Stacie’s on your Johnson tip

by Trenlover48 January 13, 2022

Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 21, 2019

Cave Johnson

He's the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! - Cave Johnson

by InternetCultureGreg May 01, 2011

Boris Johnson

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 22, 2021

Bumpy johnson

an african american underboss of harlem that worked for the Genovese crime family he controlled much of the numbers racket, prostitution, and drug trafficking in the area under the watch of charles (lucky) luciano. mr johnson was well respected in harlem. johnson passed his empire over to his protege frank lucas.

Bumpy johnson

by lock 12 November 13, 2010

Joe-Johnson

South Jersey slang for hitting a female person or hitting someone with huge amount of strength and power straight in the face. Aka Super Saiyan level. (Comes from a 2016 Freshmen in South Jersey named Joe J. hit a girl in the face after she purposely poured milk allover him. Also used as Joey Jayed.

Damn bro that nigga Joe-Johnson'd that bitch.

by SJSlang December 26, 2017

Boris Johnson

1. A B-tech Trump.

2. Cunt

person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019