Jody

He's usually at home banging your wife at home while your away on active duty. An urban legend among drill sergeants to embarrass new recruit

"You got a girlfriend?"
"Yes sir."
"Think again she's banging Jody right now, now give me 20 each time she bangs someone this month."

by DestroyerNothe January 22, 2020

Jodez

The Sexiest Person In The World

Guy: There Goes Jodez!

by issues199879 June 3, 2008

Droppin a Jodi

Another way to say "taking a shit"

Wait guys, I gotta be Droppin a Jodi right about now

Fuck dude, your dog took a Jodi on my carpet

by Piss Blaster November 26, 2009

Jodie

The cutest, most beautiful girls in the world who is shy to show love around others but once alone doesn't stop showing it until the very last second you leave. A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. A.K.A. the sweetest girl in the world.

How would you describe that girl over there?
Shes a Jodie, bro.

Ah, i want one.
Too bad she's mine. ;)

by American Mike in Askam June 28, 2010

jodio

In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.

Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")

by Neenoh July 8, 2004

Jodie

Jodie Is a slang word in jails and prisons it's when your wife or girlfriend looks to another man to satisfy her needs until you come home.

Jodie been at the house with me just so you know I can't wait 10 years

by @leakeditdotnet August 22, 2016

Jódate

Pronunciation: Ho-da-teh
Origin: Spanish

1: Piss off
2: Screw you
3: Go f**k yourself

Ve jódate, maricón.

by youfeelittoo March 13, 2009