joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*

by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021

Joeseppi

The man of memes.Known to be a British "average crumpet enjoyer."Joeseppi would spend most income on LEGO during childhood, which is when his family was torn apart by a game of monopoly.
likes:
vidjoe ghamez
crocs
wario
news about florida men
Linus Tech Tips

Dislikes:
Tesla robots
Simon Cowell
being called a "gamer"

"yo, that dude lookin sus, he must be a joeseppi!"

by StephenJobs69 May 23, 2022

I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.

Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.

by Intergalactic November 26, 2014

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

jobear

when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex

"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"

by Michael .PD August 19, 2007

Jobend

A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.

"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."

by Staffleputs August 2, 2007

classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!

you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!

by other halves April 17, 2011