by Shengmasterwarrior July 28, 2009
The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).
Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"
Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"
Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"
Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
by Captain Jobby March 08, 2012
by johnnyfoe November 03, 2012
The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual
by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019
by g dubb funk January 31, 2010
Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004