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Jewkin

The spawn or child of a Jew
Mort Goldman's son is a jewkin
by Farfalis February 14, 2010
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Jewstine

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.
boy:"what the hell was that??"

girl:"I thinks it's a jewstine!!!"
by aluisuh April 14, 2009
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Jewsian

A type of religion for people who don't believe in god, but want all the perks of being a Christian and/or Jewish.
They pray to Buddha and celebrate their own holidays along with the holidays from other religions.
Jewsians pray for mostly selfish reasons and party almost constantly. The are the least stingy of any religion unless it comes to money.

Their main belief is to have a good time in whatever they do.
You can always know who the Jewsians are at the party because they will be the ones partying the longest.
Jewsians accept other races into their religion such as blacks, asians, and nerdy white kids.

Founder: Amelia Gross
I'm jewsian so I get 12 days of Christmas!

That jewsian boy always throws the beastiest partys.
by JewsianPriestIsaSexyBeast[a.g] December 18, 2008
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jewstiality

Sexual relations between a Jew and an animal, including intercourse, masturbation, cunnilingus, frottage (rubbing), anal penetration, or having ones genitals licked by an animal.
That fool is into that jewstiality bullshit. Poor dog...
by BOOOOM!! July 29, 2011
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jewsickle

a tall skinny person that looks like a stalagmite;fat thights but nothing up top
wat a jewsickle
wow thats the biggest jewsickle ive ever seen
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jewspick

All-purpose ethnic insult used by white people on other white people for comedic effect.
What the hell you call that you friggin Jewspick?
by Cobain's Ghost August 6, 2006
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jetskinebriation

jetskinebriation
noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."
by G.I. Joel March 15, 2011
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