A really great friend to have. He helps you through any situation, even if he doesn’t know how. Stick with him long enough, and you’ll start to question your sexuality. He also has a pair of sweet thicc thighs, as well as a solid ass.
I’m not gay, but I wonder what it feels to sink deep into Jeremiah’s big juicy dick.
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A freakishly skinny male who generally likes "putting it out there" as well as fake laughing to mask awkward situations. Known to have the largest adams apple in existence, and an embarrassing obsession with Ray William Johnson (or YouTube in general). If the number 27 is at the end of a username, you know it's him. This guy has some sweet style and can make friends with a brick wall.

Has also had numerous failures with Rick Rolling.
Az-dog: David Blaine is the best magician, just putting it out there.
Daypants: Cool story, Jeremiah.
by WammyZ May 2, 2011
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Jeremiah is a basketball legend god but he has a small penis than hides under his belly that nigga will never get pussy #dieavirgin.
Jeremiah is a bitch.
by BigWeeweee April 4, 2018
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Loves video games and anything nerdy. Thinks hes an emo kid. His funny stories aren't funny. He thinks playing the guitar in a band makes him cool and he will make it big, but he won't. He will always just work in the electronics department at your local walmart or something like it. He is a total creeper, so beware. His girl jeans are so tight, his eyes are practically popping out of his head. Avoid if possible.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
by Lynka February 26, 2010
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He is very short and chubby. Usually asian, probably filipino.
Hi Jeremiah
by J.Money.B April 30, 2019
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A Jeremiah is somebody that can act like a complete asshole a lot of the time but when you seriously need them, they will be there for you. Has a jiggy sense of style that adds to his unique character. But he is totally full of himself yet legitimately kinda sensitive. Usually a person always striving to better them self through learning from people's previous examples or from reading. Great dancer and athlete, though he has no idea how much he influences those around him.
I wish I had to time to read as many self improvement books as a Jeremiah.
by Socialwallflower21 May 11, 2018
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