Jenkins

The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.

Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!

Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins

Keep Calm Cry

by Pickle Face April 7, 2015

Jenkins

The smelly kid in class.

God Chris, did you shower today? You smell like a Jenkins!

by Matt1105 November 12, 2008

Jenkins

Is the act of being very drunk and throwing a lip.

Hey Cap, are you going to Jenkins with me?

by M.Renz17 April 6, 2012

Jenison

They party all night, and sleep during school. The kids here rebel against the conservative lifestyle of their parents. Every kid is likely to have a DUI before they even turn 21. They know how to have a good time, there's no doubt about it.

"Who's going to that party?"
"A bunch of Jenison girls"
"HELL YEAH!"

by sdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf July 14, 2009

Jenkins

1. One who is especially dirty.

2. One who refuses to shower.

3. A foul smell.

(noun)You chased the women away again; you're such a Jenkins!

(verb)Once again, Chris, you have Jenkinsed my night

by JAKESMITH February 9, 2008

Jenkins Take

Changing you favorite sex position midway through your honey moon. Popularized throughout Butler County after Shawn "Hanity" Jenkins went to the GOP after declaring as a Democrat.

I found out how small Shawn was after trying anal through the Jenkins Take.

by Liza Queen July 2, 2018

Leeroy Jenkins

A lesser known Russian God, worshiped for his brave actions regarding dragons. He is also praised by gangs of latino chess players, for his amazing strategy.

Praise Stalin and also Leeroy Jenkins for they are our Gods.

by Banzaar Gypsytooth Farrader November 29, 2011