Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford

Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*

by Non-Jared October 21, 2019

Jared

One with a car so cool he put his name on it.

Wow is that Jared? I love his car!

by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018

Jared

A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.

What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never f***ing learned how to read!

by ihaveabs September 14, 2018

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019