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a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
Jared by Kelcy February 6, 2008
That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
Jared by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019
a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.
jared by battery8765 January 3, 2009
Guy1: Jared's alright
Guy2: Ya, he's alright
Jared by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014
A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.
Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
Jared by hometree January 21, 2011
One with a car so cool he put his name on it.
Wow is that Jared? I love his car!
Jared by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018