by yuh yuh nigga February 11, 2019
Jalen: I swear to god y'all are so fucking ass.
Steve: Hey guys, he's Pulling a Jalen again.
Jalen: Fuck you Steve.
Steve: Hey guys, he's Pulling a Jalen again.
Jalen: Fuck you Steve.
by Wutayalookinat March 22, 2020
by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022
Jalen Lee is the best person to ever exist in this world. He is caring, smart, ambitious, sexy, athletic, hot, and nice. He is the PERFECT friend, boyfriend, and husband. But too bad because this perfect man is Ashley’s ❤️
“His name is Jalen Lee”
by ashash10 November 23, 2021
jalen is the type of guy you fall for easily' not because of looks' personality or all the flirty things he say but because when you need a shoulder to lean on or someone to talk to' they are always there for you . sometimes y’all bump heads or have small disagreements but at the end of the day he would be there for you no matter what . yes he might tell you what you wanna hear like telling you your the only one & he doesn’t talk to nobody else but you know deep down in your heart NOBODY WOULD LOVE OR CARE FOR HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DO ( other than his mother ) .
by jjomanii June 19, 2023
by Abgjay November 22, 2021
A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022