Jakobe is a low down annoying ass nigga that has an irresistible good luck charm, that can make almost everybody like his little ugly mutant ass, has a great since of humor and knows how to make a bad thing great again, he can’t be serious at times but he knows not how to be serious, he loves love and if anybody can match his vibe, he’ll match yours..... he’s a bitch ass nigga that’s not scared of trying new things and won’t shy away from anybody or anything, he’s says fuck haters and they can go eat his ass hole and he’s a pussy ass virgin
by @LKI_03 April 16, 2019
a wanna be dakota. follows in dakotas footsteps and steals his skinny jeans
doesnt have any idea what hes doing ever
usually seen on the sidewalk
a major pimp but has tiny cock
doesnt have any idea what hes doing ever
usually seen on the sidewalk
a major pimp but has tiny cock
by oj the prince of poodle August 18, 2008
by hoodedliability September 22, 2008
A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
by Wladax April 13, 2020
by Jody99 January 10, 2015
The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022