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Jakobe

Jakobe is a low down annoying ass nigga that has an irresistible good luck charm, that can make almost everybody like his little ugly mutant ass, has a great since of humor and knows how to make a bad thing great again, he can’t be serious at times but he knows not how to be serious, he loves love and if anybody can match his vibe, he’ll match yours..... he’s a bitch ass nigga that’s not scared of trying new things and won’t shy away from anybody or anything, he’s says fuck haters and they can go eat his ass hole and he’s a pussy ass virgin
Jakobe wishes he can eat pussy
by @LKI_03 April 15, 2019
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jakob

a wanna be dakota. follows in dakotas footsteps and steals his skinny jeans

doesnt have any idea what hes doing ever

usually seen on the sidewalk

a major pimp but has tiny cock
omg look at that jakob

hes such a jakob

son of a jakob
by oj the prince of poodle October 11, 2008
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jakob

a peice of shit who brings you food in school so he can feel part normal aka food genie
by hoodedliability November 5, 2008
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Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
by Wladax April 13, 2020
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Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.
Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."
by Jody99 January 10, 2015
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Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
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Jakob Godbee

Gay

Fuckboy

Ugly

a redhead that no one wants
ewww did you see Jakob Godbee, hes so fucking ugly.
by bigduckdaddy24 October 18, 2019
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