Jakob

The good type of guy to get high with

Marley:Oh he's such a jakob

by Anaymonous guy May 29, 2019

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jakob

Jakob Is the type of 11 year old who lives in cali and goes to elportal and cant go a week with out a gf and will do dumb stuff and watches Hentai.

Jakob is not a virgin

by FAding Skies December 14, 2019

Jakob

Hitting the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit that might fall.

OHH, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

Jakob

The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter

"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"

by Mastermind69 April 25, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever

Hi Jakob

Hi

by IRELYN May 18, 2020