"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
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by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016
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He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.
A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.
A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!
Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
by JRhinae August 16, 2016
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by Pigdick December 2, 2016
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