jackassume

To make a very idiotic, or "jackass" assumption. Concatenation of the words "jackass" and "assume"

GF: Don't think you can hide yourself from me. I know that you're checking out that girl who you think is better looking than I am.
Me: Just because I'm looking at that girl doesn't automatically mean I'm checking her out. Maybe I just want to see if she's one of my classmates at my previous school. Maybe I'm not looking at her, but rather, the traffic that's behind her. Don't jackassume things.

by E_dawg December 26, 2008

Jackassiness

meaning being a jackass all the fuckin time.

Doin a bunch of JackAss shit!

M******* is using all this stupid shit and being Jackassiness

by jay H Jay F December 2, 2013

Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.

Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.

by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017

Jackass Rednecks

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.

Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.

by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019

Jackassery

Unnecessary chaos or stress caused by an imbecile or idiot.

When your co-worker is bitching in the break room about someone just ate the last donut and you just found out your roommate has coronavirus...
”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”

by Tluv777 August 25, 2020

Jackassery

A display of jackass behavior.

1.)The complete and total failure of a plan that makes those involved look completely and utterly stupid.

2.)To purposefully, willingly and intentionally participate in a unintelligent act that displays only ones ignorance and irrational behavior.

The acts of those who attempted to take over the capital was a perfect display of jackassery.

by Kokopellisweety January 17, 2021

random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010