Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

jack-off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

Sence Vishal is so fat and ugly, and he doesnt get any girls. He jack-off in the corner

by VishalIsGay June 25, 2007

jack-off

when someone playz with themself for guyz rubbing there hand up and down their cock a gurl might finger her self

he felt lonely so he began to jack-off

by -=13=- July 3, 2003

jacking off

when u rub a big stick up and down.

i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.

by ugh! u jerk off! October 16, 2008

jack-off

To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)

I am jacking-off

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

by Rob Ho May 6, 2006