Jew 

1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.

Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."

Jew by Chunguie October 8, 2009

Jew 

Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.

Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!

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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?

Jew by Ben Dover Later November 10, 2008

Jew 

A word for people that say they are white but really not

Guy 1 : are you a jew?
Guy 2 : no I'm white

Jew by 459395 March 14, 2022

Jew 

A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.

Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.

Jew by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009

Jew 

The people Sir Hitler fuxked up the ass with bombs. That nigga went on a 6 million kill streak in those nigs, he got 1.25 million Tactical nukes on those niggas, that's what he used on the halacaust

Wow that nigga is as dead as a jew

Jew by JewBurner420000 April 21, 2017

Jew 

1. (Noun) An ethnical religious group of minorites that follow the Talmud. They form 17.5% of U.S. population and have their own ethnostate; known as Israel, where many war crimes are never reported and are praised. The most wealthy ethnicity world wide.

2. (Noun) A small group of ellitists that own and control central banking with extremely high interest rates, minimizing dollar currency by adding severly higher inerest rates every quater.

3. (Noun) A small group of people who own a majority of all media and entertainment outlets.

"Interest is 24%? This is Jewish!"

"This is the most Jew written propaganda I have ever read."

"I'm not white. I'm Jewish."

Jew by Smackaroinie October 24, 2018

Jew 

a person who practices Judaism.

can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney.
most are linked to al qaeda

Elliot: man i drove through st.ives yestidi and man i saw so many jews
jack: how did you know they where jews
Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes
jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now
little jew:JIHAD ON YOU

Jew by Elliot Cook December 15, 2008