Jesse

A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams

Jesse is amazing

by molina16 May 24, 2015

Jesse

noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN informal offensive
a male homosexual.

stop being a jesse

by D@nkM3M3_L0rd21 July 7, 2018

Jesse

A dumbass fat piece of shit that sits on his ass all day playing fortnite and jerking off to nudes on snapchat .

Me: Hey Jesse you what to go to the movies.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.

by Chode Muncher656 May 20, 2018

Jesse

When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.

Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are

by RBExSOB October 13, 2017

Jesse

A really gay faggot that sucks dick and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriends.

Your such a jesse

by Iamajesse July 24, 2019

Jesse

a lil bitch that needs to drink bleach

jesse is a bitch

by jesseisalilbitch May 22, 2016

Jesse

Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow

Look at that kid blowing up things, and pissing that Isaac kid off, what a damn Jesse

by bob the gobby November 9, 2013