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jalapeno

The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.
John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.
by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
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Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.
I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!
by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010
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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.
Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.
by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021
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Jalapeño Hole

When someone Fingers someone after eating hot wings and gives them a spicy orifice hence a Jalapeño Hole.
I fingerblasted her at Chickies & Pete’s after eating hot wings and gave her jalapeño hole.
by PannyRipper July 4, 2021
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Jumping Jalapeno

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news
Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!
by BC2011 August 1, 2011
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Scooby Jalapeño

The act of smoking weed and getting a scooby snack that is still aflame.
*takes hit from pipe* *spits out flaming chunk of weed* “HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST HAD A SCOOBY Jalapeño
by Tripod9665 December 4, 2018
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