An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.
"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"
by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009
When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
by Sgt. Baker May 13, 2005
The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 02, 2009
A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.
by ieatice July 22, 2019
by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
by Coreykills June 12, 2015
Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.
by ChibiTaryn August 01, 2003