German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
Get the Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!mug. The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
by Kalivha November 19, 2009
Get the Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dirmug. by andraistcool June 2, 2020
Get the andra ist cooler als dzejlanmug. by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020
Get the forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poiklermug. The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
Get the wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!mug. by DumbassbitchLOL August 5, 2021
Get the sad-istmug. A german saying of sportsmanship. it's hard to directly translate, but the rough meaning is: "Whoever i may face, i give you my respect, as not doing so would be stupid"
by Herbert Gröhnemeier November 12, 2022
Get the Wer das liest ist dummmug.