Iowa State University

Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.

Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.

Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!

by Odysseus14 April 4, 2009

Iowa city barbaque

Sex position where a guy is doing a chick doggy style while eating a burger. He may casually rest the burger on the ladies back in between bites. Although he must make sure to save the last bite for her after he blows his load on it.

"Dude, last night when I was nailing this hot chick I gave her an Iowa City Barbaque."

by Bare E 1 May 29, 2009

iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

Iowa Scream

A red-faced rant. Spawned by Howard Dean as he crashed and burned in the 2004 Iowa Democratic primary.

Impassioned political speech.

by Eric Graves March 20, 2005

Iowa eye exam

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.

How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!

by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

Iowa Sunrise

The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.

Did you see that Iowa Sunrise this morning, i had to use the wind shield wipers to stop it.

by xboxruffle December 27, 2011

Iowa-class battleship

The last class of battleship built for the United States Navy, and the absolute pinnacle of battleship technology. Originally, six were planned (USS Illinois and USS Kentucky), however due to aircraft carriers taking over the role of flagship from the battleship, both were cancelled and scrapped. Four were completed: USS Iowa (BB-61), USS New Jersey (BB-62), USS Missouri (BB-63), and USS Wisconsin (BB-64). Those four battleships, still afloat today as museums, are among the most highly decorated warships in the US Navy, and even the world, for good reason. The Iowa-class have served in WWII, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, and in the Cold War against the expanded Soviet Navy.

The main armament of the Iowa-class is their 16-inch/50 caliber Mark 7 naval rifles, capable of firing a shell up to 27 miles away. They are also armed with numerous CIWS systems, 5-inch dual purpose guns as secondaries, and even Tomahawk missiles. Their armor is also impressive: It was designed to take hits from the Japanese Yamato-class battleships, which fired 18.1-inch shells, so you can imagine how tough it is. As said above, all are currently museum ships, but at least two are ready to be recommissioned at any time the US needs these gunships.

''Pft, the Iowa-class battleship would annihilate the Yamato-class any day! Based American FCS over optical sights!''
''Erm, you do know that the Yamato-class also had radar, right?''
''Yes, but not the radar American ships had!''

by Firebolt1089 August 13, 2018