internet

A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

by burnt in effigy May 25, 2003

an internet

The phrase used by someone that thinks there are more than one internet

Hey Ryan, why don't we go get on an internet and buy some Cub tickets?

by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009

internet

the reason you're either doing great in or failing school.

1) taking answers from the internet
2) procrastinating and not even attempting homework.

by swiggity swoner i have a boner May 30, 2013

Internet

God's notepad.

The Internet said so.

by Non-Player Character July 20, 2012

internet

A place where stealing is not considered wrong (kazaa, emulations, etc.) and where there is more Pornography then at Ron Jeremy's studios.

Hmmm...where can I get pornography and/or free programs/music which I would have to pay fortunes for otherwise? Oh, I know! The internet!

by DBNP May 27, 2003

Internet

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.

Make sure your online service also includes internet access.

by handle187 November 11, 2003

Internet

1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use

80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma

by Nolan 14 September 6, 2008