Instagram

Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.

-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!

by Eyeye April 10, 2013

Instagram whore/ Insta Thot

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..

Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.

by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

instagram pimp

A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.

Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp

by U.Dictionary CEO January 28, 2016

Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016

instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

Instagram Editor

A person that usually edits TV show, movies, actors, and more to a small song. Using cool transitions and effects, then posts it to instagram for their followers to see.

Typical programs include After Effects, Video Star, Sony Vegas Pro, and more.

I am an instagram editor I like to edit Riverdale

by igedits September 14, 2019