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Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.
"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"
by Justforthelols December 2, 2011
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Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!
Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!
by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019
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urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.
"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."
by RetardLOL February 25, 2014
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Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.
by PerryG December 11, 2019
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Infektion

A person who will not leave others alone. That person possess' assburger syndrome. That person is a pandemic disease that nobody wants to see. A lot of people wishes that person would die. Who looks at pointless things on Wikipedia and Youtube during class when he's supposed to be doing his Essay. That person is a male of grade ten that only weighs 100 pounds.
Oh god! The infektion is back.

Look the infektion is following us again!
by That third random unknown guy December 11, 2010
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Ince🅱tion

🅱opping your 🅱ussy to a video of you 🅱opping your 🅱ussy
CrankThatFrank enterted Ince🅱tion when he watched himslef dance to It's Almost Halloween
by zombiemusic57 October 12, 2017
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The Inception of Heaven

A great place where you go if you die in while still being a virgin. It is filled with cloudz which gives you insight into the world. Everyone can loose their virginitys and have orgies! When you die in the inception of heaven, you go to a new level, which is why it is an inception!
Person 1- Where's Jack?

Person 2- He raped someone, so he's gone to hell.

Person 1- I feel sorry for him, we are having orgies in the Inception of heaven, while he's toasting marshmellows with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

Person 2- He's missing out on the cloud meth!

Person 1- Yay...clouds.
by Smitzel May 28, 2011
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