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Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
by fizux September 17, 2015
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Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.
Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
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Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.
Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!
by Nutbuster February 12, 2024
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Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!
by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022
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holster hips

This is where all them females put their guns, when least expected, they come out and fire, leaving you breathless.
Damn! Those holster hips had me fired!
by RyFen August 14, 2015
mugGet the holster hipsmug.

Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Holstered too quicklymug.

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