hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

two in one

putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.

man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one

by clickyray June 22, 2008

Hole in One

When your having sex with a girl on a golf course and instead of cumming any where near the girl you jizz into the golf hole

"Last night he totally got a Hole in One

by Ginger Nipples July 10, 2009

Poop in One

When you are on the toilet and you poop an abnormally long poop but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.

Rob: Dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a poop in one.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.

by shaballman16 May 10, 2010

one in one out

when you stick one ball into a vag then the other one is being sucked by a differnt girl.

hell ya i put my ball on her face i called it one in one out!

by awsome6000and3 April 1, 2010

Hole In One

While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.

If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!

by Chauncizzle May 19, 2009

Hoe in One

When you get with a chick right away.

Opposite of meeting a chick and finding out she’s a feminist.

Ron: “I roofied that bitch and had her pussy for lunch.”
Sean: “Hoe in One!”

by Artemboss July 17, 2018