i have no idea whats going on right now 

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

i have no idea whats going on right now by god October 13, 2003

what's the big idea? 

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

what's the big idea? by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

Bad Idea 

A "Bad Idea" is when someone puts a light bulb up your anus, then breaks it by kicking you in the ass.

-"Hey man, why you in a wheelchair?"
-"Last night I had a "Bad Idea"

Bad Idea by illestrader December 12, 2007

beer idea 

An idea concocted whilst under the influence of alcohol, usually beer, which seems like a good idea at the time to all concerned but does not withstand close scrutiny when sobriety returns.

You know I'm not so sure we should do that after all, we might get arrested. I think it was just a beer idea.

beer idea by akapaddy November 6, 2014

Bad-idea-to-call-her 

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

Bad-idea-to-call-her by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021

what your favorite idea 

wise word from a puppet note book 'whats your favorite idea' made a duck die and a red man put literal heart in glitter

what your favorite idea mine is thinking creatively

what your favorite idea by lawn chairman October 31, 2019

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011