gay-ity

adj.

1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.

2. gayness

(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)
That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.

"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park
by Gaylord Farquahar February 14, 2004
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deli-itis

where you love a person who's bad for you. everyone else can see this handy piece of information but you.
Her boyfriend treats her like crap, yet she stil does everything fro him. She's got a wicked bad case of deli-itis.
by DiVonnie November 15, 2005
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dat itis

The drowsy sleepy feeling you get after eating a large meal. Usual meals like big Sunday dinners, Thanksgiving and Christmas meals.

Man dat itis done got me. I'm fixin' to take a nap.
by Malinen23 August 31, 2006
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SoaH-itis

A new, rare disease has suddenly sprung up from thew land of SoaH. Very little is known about the illness, but it is very contagious, and extreme caution is advised.
"Yea, so recently, I've been getting hives, I have a hang-nail, my acne is getting worse, and during my sleep I bark like a dog. What the heck is up with that?"

"Oh, You must have SoaH-itis"
by Seizure_ December 05, 2006
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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009
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Roberts-itis

Someone who brags about stuff they dont have and have and no one likes them because of it.
"Dude i just got an iphone" okay then where is it. "my dad wont let me bring it to school" wow some ones getting a serious case of roberts-itis
by The Yancinator March 27, 2008
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crush-itis

When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020
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