Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.

Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.

A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.

by Kalivha November 19, 2009

andra ist cooler als dzejlan

Bin cooler als du🥳🥳🥳

andra ist cooler als dzejlan und das kann keiner ändern

by andraistcool June 2, 2020

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

Ists

Ists = I swear to sucuk
It’s a word that the most ppl that understand Turkish use.
(Sucuk is a very popular food in Turkey)

Turk 1: He really likes her
Turk 2: Ists

by SucukAli September 30, 2019

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023