ingrid

the pengest girl going, often has gorilla grip cooch with scented fanny drip

friend:“what’t wrong mate?”
other friend:“my willy’ swollen from ingrids puss-power”

by putin deeper February 27, 2021

Ingrid

Ingrid is a girl who has blond hair with a little curiosity. Her eyes are magic, blue and green. She is funny and has a very good ass. Ingrid does not have to try to make herself beautiful, she is already wonderful.

The finest price you can win is Ingrid's heart.

Dude 1: Who is it?

Dude 2: Ingrid, sure she is beautiful.

Dude 3: She's amazing.

Dude 2 and 1: Hell yea

If you are an Ingrid, can you marry me?

by Gashhhhh February 21, 2018

Ingrid

A Chris usually loves an Ingrid more, and that is just about the end of decision.

Chris: I love you more.

Ingrid: Yes, I know.

by Daddy_Issues_29 November 14, 2020

Yick To Ingrid

One of the meanest people you will ever meet. she laughs at your pain. When you try to explain why what she did upset you she laughs at you and says "I didn't ask for your life story." If you meet her, run.

New person at school: Who's that?
Me: Oh that's Yick To Ingrid. We should probably run.

Yick To Ingrid is a horrible person.

by BANANA president May 5, 2022

Ingrid

My little skylark

"Oh, look there's Ingrid, say hello."
"Hello there my little skylark."

by LipStickBoy May 2, 2018

Ingrid

Amazing, smart, and beautiful. So cute and very gay. Every girl likes her. Tysn

Every girl: woah shes hot
Ingrid: yeah i know

by Cheeseater2000 December 16, 2021

Ingrid

That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.

Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morning hammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”

by Isaac DeSnutz October 13, 2022