Not impressed

Not moist about it . Like okay , yawnn !

I was not drowning about shit I was obviously not impressed .

by HarryP.Ness July 17, 2019

impressive

I'm the shittest in clan #teamxe, idle it in irc @ ETG
i just don't know what im doing
i am Danstar.

I finger asshole

by Hoodwinks July 17, 2003

companies meme impressions

Where companies try to be trendy and try to make memes but all they make is cringy shit.

eating chicken like a boss is not very kek, It's a company meme impression.
companies meme impressions

by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020

impressive

I Wiff and wiff and wiff all day long, i love the SMELL of my hands and feet, especiall my FEET OH BOAH GOD

CURLS both fingers up and takes a huge wiff of the crud in the finger nail and the toejam in the toes.

by Dragon aka Daniel aka Running Race February 9, 2005

first impression

the first impression is basically a thumb print (using your thumb to massage/penetrate a woman's anus) with a little spice added, stealthily slipping an ecstasy tab in with the thumb, to increase the sexual experience for the woman

"Damn Brian, that sex was amazing, thanks for that First Impression"

by buddah April 30, 2006

dis-impressing

dis-impressing is a word, hah i told you leah!!!!

leah you are beginning to disimpress me.

by andrew April 22, 2005

Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019