Island Crows

The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.

Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils

Island resident: What?

Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows

by Shrauver October 21, 2013

Island green

On traffic light: the first 5 seconds of the red light.

K. Arsenault: " He run them over like bowling pins."
J. Arsenault: "Well, they should have known better than crossing on Island green."

by sashalav April 29, 2019

Ilan Crane Fly

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

ivandy

In the 8th edition of the Spanish cooking show Masterchef, it is a slash relationship between Iván (who should have been 2nd) & Andy (the moral winner of the contest). June 9 is its official twitter anniversary.

They couldn't stop looking at each other and joking around.

The show's producers constantly confronted them as they were the roosters of the edition(chick&rooster).

Alberto (Iván's bff) is the captain of the ship. He owns an Ivandy mask, protects from viruses and spreads that love.
Paula has a lot of swag and we adore her, we ship Pandy (Andy plus gf Paula) because who could not. Iván + gfSandra have no interest (as don´t have name for their boat).

Their love will go on at Gaylicia, at the BCC and beyond.

Those who don't ship #Ivandy see the same #MasterChef as me?

When Iván says he wants Andy to go, I guess he means he wants him to go ... to his bed.
I want someone to look at me just like Iván looks at Andy and call me "little chicken".

by shipper_mc8 September 15, 2020

Sandusky Island

1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking

2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.

New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.

by Hustla Da Rabbit December 3, 2011

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 May 2, 2018

Study Island

All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day

In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.

Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.

by Ben_Dover_420 September 19, 2018