Ibe

a little BITCH

Blue: "Ayyo, Ibe a little BITCH."
Sonic: *coughs* ok

by l3lue July 6, 2020

ibs

itchy butt hole syndrome

While going on a walk with her friend Sally announced, "I wish that guy wasn't walking so close. I have major IBS that I need to attend to."

by MissLK August 14, 2009

IB

International Baccalaureate.
aka "Intelligent Bastards"
aka "Inherently Boring"
etc.
International program for students who suppose themselves to be smart. Typically an elitist program.

"IB fries your brain"

by Kane Millard May 30, 2004

IBE

Instantaneous bowel evacuation, such as after eating a frozen, gas-station burrito.

Man, eating mexican food every day for a week gives me IBE.

by ed19254 July 8, 2011

IB

A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.

The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.

In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.

if you dont get straight A' s on your IB end course exam your parents will beat you again

by weryvxg August 22, 2017

IB

An educational system which dehumanises it's students. (Simplest answer)

-How is IB going?
-Bad
-What's wrong with it?
-Everything

by 31552421122 May 19, 2019

IB

A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.

When present, maintain, but when thinking ib saying...

by Whimsically Stoic Nod July 22, 2016