hemorasteroids

Inflammation on the starfish that itches so strongly that the sufferer might consider firing lasers to break them up, and to remedy the discomfort.

Newt didn't mind standing during the debates, but once those hemorasteroids fired up, he could only hope for fragmentation.

by Misty Offshoot December 15, 2011

hoemosexuwhale

slutty homosexual whales that are emo

me: remember that time my mom took us to the beach so see those hoemosexuwhales?

by I'm Brendon Urie's Forehead May 17, 2016

hemorrhoids

1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.

Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

haemosiderin

To be gay without having gay thoughts

“Me and the boys had some rough sex last night”
“That’s kinda gay bro”
“Nah bro it was haemosiderin”

by Wet sponge April 4, 2020

hemo

An emo homosexual, typically used as a joking insult between friends.

Person A: omg, did you see Rihanna with that emo haircut?
Person B: yeah, she looks like a total hemo.

by bluetealeaf October 9, 2021

hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte

Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor

by Tiiina April 23, 2023

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014