hydroderp

n.
to fail or be bad at swimming.

Guy #1- When I went to summer camp in 6th grade i fell in the lake and almost drowned

Guy #2-Dude, you were a hydroderp as a kid

by Supergirlissocoollike October 24, 2010

hydrogen

better than ptm at tfc :D

i wanna be as good as hydrogen at tfc when i grow up

by [no name] April 2, 2003

spontaneous hydrodentalplosion

When your teeth spontaneously turn to liquid and drip down the back of your throat.

Pam woke up with a full stomach and no teeth, and the doctor confirm she had experienced spontaneous hydrodentalplosion.

by Super Karl February 20, 2009

Hydrolock

When you lock in to the insides of your mom

Someone’s mom: Oh darling you have hydrolocked my cherry.

Person: I’m going to say the N word

by Shortguy_Sr September 5, 2021

hydrolation

The process of getting into the pool/ocean slowly acclimating each body part to the cold water.

The water was cold. She wasn't going to dive in, so she chose hydrolation. She hydrolated into the pool, body part by body part.

by Tony A June 2, 2008

Hydrolate

The act of getting into a cold swimming pool one body segment at a time.

Meg thought the water was too cold so she had to hydrolate to get used to the water.

by fushigi88 July 27, 2009

Hydropessimism

A condition where a person becomes extremely pessimistic when they become wet, especially with cold or rain water. This word can be also used to describe a hate/dislike for precipitation.

My Hydropessimism keeps me in a bad mood

by iamtheworldssmartestturtle June 4, 2011