The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

by JBone9940 December 12, 2025

Hydrated Nigga Hamster

The community helping put hamsters who have been either abused, beaten, or shit on.

Solar Blitz Classic

Would you like to donate to The Hydrated Nigga Hamster community

by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019

Hydrate or Diedrate

A phrase often used by athletes or Hydro Homies to imply that if you don't drink anything , you will perish.

Homie 1: dude, you haven't even finished one glass of water yet.
Homie 2: I'm not that thirsty.
Homie 1: Whatever, man, Hydrate or Diedrate.

by FlexTapeEater69 October 29, 2020

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016

d-hydrated

A term used in regards to a female who is eagerly pursuing a man;

A male synonym for "Thirsty"

Damn, she liked my pictures from 2 years ago she's D-hydrated bro

by R. Killings October 21, 2013

Hydrated

The most necessary aspect in all life, a state that, when it is reached, peak mental and physical performance may be achieved at a supremely easy manner, as well as immense moist levels and very pleasurable afinkacion. Some may consider this as a way to get bitches, now that bitches tend to be very attracted towards Hydrated absolute units.

Verga brou, ese man dq Marvin stays Hydrated y tiene Potassium levels increibles.
(In 2K)AYO TNS JABEERY, COME AT ME BRO, I'M FUCKING HYDRATED AF!

by Marvin The Hydration Center March 22, 2019