Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Hydro Dipping

When you dip your toast in water

Ew, Alex isn’t even dipping his toast in his egg yolk. He’s hydro dipping.

by Msizzle18 February 4, 2020

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

skitz hydro

Some real fucken strong buds that people put chemicals n shit on that gets you fucked up quick

"Oi Donnie this isn't that skitz hydro is it?"

by BiggLez July 25, 2024

Hydro Flask

A gay water-bottle

Hydro Flasksksksksksksksksk

by Logethin Logworth December 22, 2020

Hydro flask

There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.

It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?

by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019