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I'm HORNY

by fururePORNSTAR January 11, 2021
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Horny 10-year olds

A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
Also see loser.
by Shady51 March 23, 2004
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horny time

Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask
“Yo it’s horny time come over and give me sex!”
“Fine your lucky it’s that time
by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019
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horny hangover

The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.
"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."
by 8blake August 14, 2006
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hoopy

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who knows where his towel is.
by JCShutout March 15, 2005
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Horny

The only reason people use urban dictionary

It was time. The annual sleepover the seniors held at who ever's house was free. Every year a random guy and girl would get picked to have sex together in front of the whole class. As we lined up on either side of the living room, I had a weird feeling. The lights were turned out. Names were called. "Mia...and...Chris!" I walked to the middle of the room, and the program started. Everybody knew what to do, as it had been a tradition for such a long time. Chris kissed me, and slowly started undressing me. He moved down my chest and kissed my big tits. I slowly layed down as he kissed my throbbing clit.
He licked me up and down and made out with my hole. I let out a moan. Slowly, he put just the tip of his long dick into my pussy. He swirled it around. "Fuuuuucckkk, give me more..." He thrusted into me and moved in and out. My pussy was so wet. I begin to hyperventilate. Everybody cheered. "You want more of that you slut? " He went as fast as he could. Suddenly, he slowed down. "Give me more," I begged. "What was that you whore? " "Please...daddy" Suddenly he went faster again. I screamed, but he just kept going. He pounded me over and over again, until he released his thick load. "More daddy!" "Now it's tiem for you to be a good little slut." He put his dick into my mouth. I twirled my tongue around his tip and then started sucking. He moaned and jammed his thick cock into my mouth. Finally he gummed and I looked into his eyes and swallowed. Once the festivities were over, everyone got into lines to fuck the two chosen people. The rule was that the chosen boy and girl had to let everyone else do whatever they wanted to them. It was a freaky night! Everyone was so horny!
by Artofthefuck October 3, 2018
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me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.
Me horny! Please let me bang you!
by Vagerna August 21, 2007
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