Horizontal Dipshit 

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

Horizontal Dipshit by BBilly December 29, 2021

horizontal charleston 

Horisontal Charleston, slang for sex

Hey baby wanna get in bed and do the horizontal charleston

horizontal charleston by Unfunded2.2 August 8, 2023

Horizontal Peeing 

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

Horizontal Peeing by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

horizontal mombo 

sex, fucking , ect...

kid 1: dude what did you two do last night?
kid 2: we did the horizontal mombo for about 2 hours

horizontal mombo by jonnable June 12, 2003

Horizontal Kartwheel 

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

Horizontal Kartwheel by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 10, 2008

Horizontal Hippity Dippity 

The Nasty, Hoochie Coochie, fooling around, intercourse, the birds and the bees, intimacy, lovemaking, mating, and nooky

So when trying to have "The Talk" with your mother. When she breaks out the old school Horizontal Hippity Dippity you should be afraid, and walk out of the room. In other words "The Nasty!"

Horizontal Hippity Dippity by your mothers words February 23, 2010

Horizontal Lemur 

The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.

Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!

Horizontal Lemur by Holden McHawk August 23, 2011