someone who has THE BIG DUMB
by somefunperson December 2, 2019
Get the hooptymug. 1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.
2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.
(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)
2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.
(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)
"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."
by anonymous January 9, 2025
Get the Hooptiemug. It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
Get the hooptie truckmug. Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe
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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More
verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"
synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe
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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More
verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"
synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More
exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”
“The whored Accord .”"
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”
“The whored Accord .”"
by alqatumawa March 27, 2019
Get the Hooptie Honda Hoemug. 
Typically, an alternate vehicle, usually considerably less expensive than your primary vehicle.
It would be used in situations where there's a chance or an accident or you're picking up your sisters' kids.
It would be used in situations where there's a chance or an accident or you're picking up your sisters' kids.
by anonymous July 17, 2025
Get the Hooptymug. Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.
by Flava B. Honey May 28, 2025
Get the Tree Trunk Hoopti Ridamug.