hoopty

someone who has THE BIG DUMB

lmao did you see eric yesterday

omg he was actin like a hoopty

by somefunperson December 2, 2019

hoopty

asshole-scouse slang

yo lad, your hoopty stinks get a shower

by 2dogslaaaaa February 6, 2022

Hooptie

1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.

2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.

(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)

"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Hoopty

Typically, an alternate vehicle, usually considerably less expensive than your primary vehicle.
It would be used in situations where there's a chance or an accident or you're picking up your sisters' kids.

Can I borrow your car? Yes, take the hoopty because it's snowing.

by anonymous July 17, 2025

Hoopty

Your friends jank ass car

Bruh that shit hoopty as fuck

by That Guy3521 February 28, 2020

Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida

Someone who rides low and dirty and cant hit a shot to save his life.

Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.

by Flava B. Honey May 28, 2025

hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015