hookie

A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. Commonly referred to as "playing hookie".

Dude, the money's great at my new job. But I had to play hookie from work today because I needed the nookie.

by Turfbag April 18, 2008

Hoagie dog

When putting your boner in between your partners butt cheeks vertically. The "titty-fuck" equivalent with butt cheeks, making your dick look like a hot dog in a hoagie bun.

She wouldn't let me titty-fuck her, but she let me hoagie dog her fat ass.

by Briggja80 July 11, 2016

National give a girl your hoodie day

October 14th is not any other day. It’s give a girl ur hoodie day!! Even if u don’t have a gf, find either ur girl bsf or a regular girl friend and give them your hoodie!

Can I give u my hoodie since this is National give a girl your hoodie day?

by parsley October 13, 2019

hoodie party

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

by JakeStar November 19, 2005

hoodie season

the time when girls want hoodies from boys, especially a boy they are in love with (whether the boy knows it or not)

"Hoodie season and I'm tryna wear yours"

by fjdsuingirbfnvurjgoeo September 23, 2018

Hoozie

Derived as a combination of the words "hoochie" and "floozie". A hoozie is a young, at least mildly attractive woman whose sole purpose to a man is sexual gratification.

"Is that Brendan's girlfriend?"

"No, that's just some hoozie he picked up at the laundromat last week."

by Lord Fuelfire July 15, 2004

Hella-Hootie

Adj. "hootie" is a modifier to the word "hella" and commonly used by Northern Californians (and a select number of Southern Californians who like to pretend to be from Norcal) to describe something that is "awesome" or "cool". This Phrase can also be used to describe something that is "crazy" or "off da chain".

Oakland is Hella Hootie cuz'!

Dat bitch was Hella Hootie in da sack last night dog!

All those buildings blowin' up in dat movie "2012" was hella-hootie bro!

That girl Sarah in Edmonton, AB is hella-hootie yo!

by C-Rocck November 16, 2009