Hoebag

The best hoe out there.

Dixie: Hey hoebag
Ellie: hi Dixie

by Llllahoebag May 04, 2022

Hoebags

A group of Thots that leave the mall with many bags of jewelry and clothes

Typically used to describe a blonde girl with a 10 man body count and 5 other girls in her clique

Rowdy: I can believe Stacy left the mall with the Hoebags.
Dylan: Yeah, Once a thot, always a thot.
Rowdy: Preach>

by willyboi4203 March 18, 2019

hoebag

someone who is a mix of a douchebag and a hoe and/or someone who is stupid and/or annoying

“omg Samantha won’t call me, she’s a hoebag”

by imnotmoo June 18, 2023

hoebag

someone who is never really your friend. very nice and somewhat easy to get along with. you seem to be friends but meanwhile they are talking shit. this person complains about you to anyone who has ears and slowly but surely makes their way into your friend group.

"omg is that hannah?"
"oh you mean that hoebag"

by omglikereally April 09, 2019

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 28, 2019

Hoebag

Used as a friendly greeting to your girls or homies primarily used among the sex industry

Wassup Hoebag how you doing?

How’s your day going Hoebag

by Miss professor June 16, 2020

Hoebag

Used to discribe someone that is annoying, stupid, ect. Also used as another word for Hoe.

Stop being such a hoebag.

by KodiakBear January 23, 2011