homedepotnails

a homestuckie

homedepotnails is a homestuckie!!

by hmmmmhuhhhh June 4, 2022

Hoedalay

When a man sticks his dick into a woman’s vagina and the other man sticks his dick into the woman’s asshole

It’s Hoedalay time.

by The two musketeers November 28, 2018

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Blue holed

The act of being gang banged by the Blue Man Group.

We got tickets to see the Blue Man Group!!

How?

My girlfriend got blue holed.

Ew.

by CreepedOutByNames October 6, 2011

hodad

A non-surfer.

While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.

by Joe August 25, 2003

hoed

1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) Etc...you get the picture.

1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.

2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!

3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.

by minminns September 8, 2006

hoeductive

being productive at hoein it out.
being a hoe and getting a lot accomplished.

She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008