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Minnesota Trailer Hitch 

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

blue light hitch hike 

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic
Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here
blue light hitch hike by 01209 July 26, 2018

Australian Pickle Hitch 

A dominance maneuver wherein you grab an opponent by penis with a firm grip and refuse to let go until he yells "Ahhhh Croikee, ya got me by the didgeridoo!"
My grandad said he gets the last slice of pie but that all changed when I gave him the ole' Australian Pickle Hitch.
Australian Pickle Hitch by EzzyMC November 29, 2018

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.
Bitch Hitch by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

Hooker Hitch 

I'd better attach a leach to my girls hooker hitch so she dosn't run off and fuck someone
Hooker Hitch by csnascar24 December 9, 2008

Rohan Hitch 

A person of absolute power eg a god. A true immortal.
The one and only Rohan Hitch owns all you fukn jews.
Rohan Hitch by Rohan Hitch March 25, 2004