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DEI Hire

An unqualified person you only hired because they are your relative, an in-law, a frat brother, or are the child of a business partner.
Joe's DEI Hire Biff needs help operating a stapler.
by cb757 February 5, 2025
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your application for hire

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."
by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025
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Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.
I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man
by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021
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ICU hires

Political nepotism is back with ICU hires, to assure the government is completely dysfunctional. They have purged the government of highly qualified and successful people. They are now going for ICU hires to assure that no possible good will come from the government.
by mlhiss March 19, 2025
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hired

when ur high & tired
"Dude, I'm hired."
by yeepppppp July 31, 2017
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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You hiring any bosses?

The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?
New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?
by Falcoriano_Reeves January 25, 2024
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