Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words - that's ironic.

"Hey Judy, don't you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?" *Judy runs away frothing at the mouth*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by LauraLOVESPius June 28, 2006

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Odd and ironic name for the fear of long words.

Therapist: "Guy1.... im afraid you have, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Guy1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs to hide behind the desk an starts rocking in a back and forth motion*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by bored child with list of phobias September 7, 2007

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia

The fear of long words. Probably created by the same person who made the word lisp, or someone with a similar sense of humor.

Jane has hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia
I have hippopot- hippo-hip-hip AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *cowers in fear

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia by Grunt 117 January 4, 2009

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Quite simply, the fear of long words

John: Yes, he was quite into the subject of Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hank: (While Running Away) AHHHHHHH!!!

John's Friend: Whats his problem

John: He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by AllanNoman December 23, 2010

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Doctor: I jut finished the lab results.
Patient: Is it serious?
Doctor: Yes it is.
Patient: Do I have cancer?
Doctor: No, you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *faints*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Bring Back Toon Disney! April 18, 2014

chubby hippopotamus

A word you would make someone say while they stuff marshmellows into their mouth.

Girl: Say it! Come on, please?

Guy: Pubby bopobomaz!! *gag*

(chubby hippopotamus)

chubby hippopotamus by cannow February 18, 2010

hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia

n. the fear of long words

i think i have....omg i cant say it.....its too long.....*tremble*

hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia by scott July 25, 2004