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Hermes

Hermes very modest and will not often admit to some of their beloved qualities or moments. Their so caring and will do anything for the VERY lucky people they loves! Sometimes people judge them without knowing them, which is a shame because they are the absolute best in the world to have on your side and they're someone you never want to cross because although they may seem adorable and harmless, they may also be very fierce and sometimes intimidating without even knowing. Hermes isn't social and you normally will have to approach her and make the first move unless they truly, really loves you. Sometimes their shyness makes it difficult to receive assistance in small tasks but they are very smart and independent, they will eventually find a way to get it done their self.
Person 1 : "yk Hermes?"
Person 2 "yeah they're pretty cool"
by Ducklover232 November 24, 2023
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Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.
Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.
by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024
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Hermes

He's selling Hermes
by Mistrzero January 17, 2026
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nipple herpies

Where your nipples stay hard for an extended period of time.
"It's so cold outside that I'm going to catch nipple herpies."
by phoeby-buffay December 4, 2019
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Curb Hermits

Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.

These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.

Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.

Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 29, 2025
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.9.Hermes' Rankz.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 31, 2025
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